Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you.*
(>_>) <(How about no? I post what I find funny/good)
(^-^) <(Also, all the links are perfectly safe everyone! The links on the bands only lead to youtube and the link on my "name" and the birthstones only leads to pictures.)
1. What's your name?
******* is a really nice person who is sweet and tries to get along with everyone.
She is a kind of friend that will stick with you through thick and thin. She is loyal and everyone loves her kind nature.
She can accomplish anything she puts her mind to, determination is what she possesses.
She is a caring nurturing person
who loves her kids.
She is also beautiful inside and out.
has a temper and it is wise not to mess with her unless you want to be seriously hurt. Some people say she's fake but you will never meet someone as real as her.
is amazing and everyone who knows her is very lucky. By the way she is also the best aunt anyone could ask for.
"Wow she's amazing, yeah that's
A substance known as pie.
2. How old are you?
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
(OnO) <(Well... It is a year after Sweden then, or Swedish people are allowed to have sex one year earlier than the people in the UK.)
3. Who is one of your friends?
One chill dude. Whenever I see him I'm always ready to high-five, because Niklas is one cool guy. Smart, funny, witty, his voice is deep 'cause his dick is so big. He's probably better than you in every way, he's just too polite to show it. If you see a Niklas, a high-five is mandatory because he's super awesome.
"YO NIKLAS, YOU'RE AWESOME "
(.w.) <(Well okay. I guess that's high-fiving him is becoming a thing, then. And I didn't really need to know about his dick.)
4. What should you be doing?
(Noun) A punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, Satan, crap)
"My satanic teacher gave me crap"
(>.>) <(I don't really know what to say about this.)
2) Working out
The act of lifting metal to damage your muscles so they will grow in bigger size so ladies can eat them.
"I'm going to go work out to get BEEEEEEEEEEEEEG and make KEEEEEEEEEEDS"
(-w-) <(Yeah, I'll totally get all the ladies by lifting metal and growing bigger muscles.)
5. What's your favorite color?
An adjective describing something that is rad, awesome,
"gangsta", or all around good. If someone is wearing a fly orange hat, it is referred to as lime green.
"1. Daaaang Madeline, yo rappin' skillz are lime green."
"2. Damn your eyes are so blue, they be lime green."
(o^o) <(Damn, my cooking is so lime green.)
6. What's your birthplace?
Sweden is a country which many Americans don't know much about. One of the most common prejudice(s) is that the entire population is blonde and tall (which is not even remotely true)
, others may believe that the country is run by communists and that ABBA is the only music arrived therefrom. Fact is that Sweden may have more blondes than e.g. Spain, but there's still at least 40% who aren't. The current government of the mentioned country is Social Democratic, which greatly differs from Marxism and Leninism.
The musical scene has of course developed since ABBA, and for a population of 9.000.000, Sweden has produced an awful lot of successful bands and artists. Some of these would be Millencollin
, The Hives
, Ace of Base
and The Cardigans
Many songs in the U.S. pop-industry has been written by Swedes also... Among these you can find many songs performed by Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync and such.
Some believe in the myth that Sweden has the highest rate of suicides... I've read about the myth, but I don't know where these "numbers" originated. As some wise person once said (disputed who)
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
It does -not- snow 12 months per year. Actually, it snows barely 3 months every year in the capital city - you get more snow if you go North, less if you go South.
In the summers, many Swedes on holiday tend to go to their vacation houses in less populated societies. Yes, a big amount of middle-class to upper-class households have these second houses. And they can afford them, even though all their money is stolen through taxes by "the evil communist regime".
Sweden is aimed at being very equal country. Equality between genders is a highly valued issue and neo-feminism is one of the most popular ideologies (which has led many to believe that so called "feminazis" are running the country)
. All religions basically has the same rights, and having the church involved in politics has been more or less banned for 300-400 years. The atheist population is also a vast majority. The schools serves alternative food for Muslims and others when the ordinary lunch collides with their religious beliefs. Oh, and by the way, yes! They do have free school lunches
Very good food too, even
Oh, and about schools... Most of the swedish population is well educated. Some would say that swedes generally speak better english than most Americans, and this is caused by English being a standard subject with the same importance as Swedish. Also, Sweden does not dub films, videogames and such, but tend to use subtitles.
The country has in fact no real "official language" though, and Swedish is legally regarded as a minority language.
"(noun) Sweden. Not to be confused with Switzerland."
"Sweden - Safe cars and blue flag
"Switzerland - Chocolate and red flag"
(*-*) <(They forgot to mention Sabaton
. And no, where I live there's snow like... A month per year if we're "lucky", most of the time it melts and turns into either ice or slush. Sometimes both.
Also, yeah, the "numbers" about suicides in Sweden is most likely a lie.
And I quote (for no real reason)
Most of the swedish population is well educated.
(^A^) <(Free lunch! Yes, it is free. No, I don't eat it. Why? I saw hair in the food, I'm not touching that. You can't make me. Sometimes I eat it, other times I don't.)
7. What month were you born in?
Tenth month of the year, and also the month of the Libra. Opal
is the beautiful birthstone for October, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zircon
. Very exciting month. Fall takes effect, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and you can give a treat or get your ass tricked all in this month.
People born in October are fun loving and energetic, and care very much (sometimes too much) what other people think about them. They love having friends and are outgoing in certain scenarios, but not in others. They may have trouble finding who they really are but once they click, their personality explodes. October is the best month to be born in :]
"Look at cassidy, she is so cool. she must be born in october."
(ÓAÒ) <(Sh-SHUT UP! I don't care what other people think!)
(QwQ) <(please notice me, senpai.)
8. Who is the last person you talked to?
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad".
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"
(QwQ) <(This makes me sad. My dad is great, and yeah my mom can really kill my self esteem.)
9. What is one of your nicknames?
When used as a verb:
The act of inflicting violence against another person - to mel someone in.
Although the use of this term appears to have died down somewhat, the most frequented use of the word would be in the north of England, particularly around the Humberside area, circa mid-late 90s in particular.
"Stop bein' a cunt or I'll mel your head in!"
(o_o) <(That's pretty cool.)